Mankind is such a pitiful race. A chance mistake of evolution. Soft and weak. Too wear to live without your precious robot devices. Too selfish to rise above your petty desires. Cunning is your only defense. If only you learned to work together, you might be a race worth reckoning. But you won’t. Soon, the galaxy will be cleansed of your impurity. Very soon.
The Queen of Blades walks into your view, haughty with assurance, full of amazing power. Who will control her heedless onslaught? Who will take a position fearlessly before her nightmare savage character and announce her immediate demise? As if on cue, a black soldier materializes from living shadow: Zeratul shall claim his vengeance.
Tsssss, ahhh! Think of the magically benefits flowing through your blood vessels, providing you the energy you need to mow down a group of horrible zerglings. Staying alive ain’t simple in this universe, and when times get unpleasant, stimpaks are just what the physician requested. Deal with the power! Legalize it!
Place your trust in Mengsk!
Don’t pay attention to the rumours of smaller men, so do not place any faith in their misguided promises. I, Mengsk, emperor of the Terran Dominion, will not be ended, but I need your support backing me. Together we can only be successful. Together we shall be triumphant. We will do whatever it requires, for we are responsible to much to do anything else. It is no error, war is coming and we must be prepared. I ask for you to save humankind. Rely upon Mengsk.
Warning!!! Do not attempt this at home!!!
Here at Aperture, we believe that technology is more than just self-discipline. If you’re doing it by the statistics, then you’re probably going to pass up all the elements that begin with letters. That’s why we motivate our scientists to think outside the box and be innovative. If an concept doesn’t have a little bit of madness in it, then it’s not worth the time doing it! At Aperture Research, technology is art, and art is technology!
Warwick the Blood Hunter…
Once a well known alchemist, Warwick produced all style of dangerous toxins and dreadful blends. Following one tumultuous chemical fight, his human attacker, Soraka, summoned down the anger of the cosmos, cursing him into a outrageous, murderous monster for all of tune. Much to her surprise, the Blood Hunter continued on, only now his predatory soul is equalled by a beastly and horrible rage.
Feel the power of the rush!
The Zerg are known for their determination and overwhelming numbers. While they may be missing technological innovation and power, they exceed in large forces and speed. Mastering the zerg requires real focus and attention. Is the Overmind ready to take a nap? Open a can of whoop ass and down a Zerg Rush Energy Drink and conquer any Terran or Protoss willing to stand in your way!!!
The “under attack” alarm blares to alert you of the discovery the dangerous Zerglings. A wave of Protoss Stalkers comes moving around your mineral range, eating through SCV’s like candies. “L2 Scout”, your challenger spams, as your base succumbs to the damage. “gg nub” and just like that, it’s over as easily as it began.
The Zerg. The unstoppable power. An whole race working as just one being, hell-bent on taking the galaxy. You are nearly invincible, but craving for hunger is your only objective. And so you hurry without consideration ahead, thinking only by necessity, placing yourself at the will of the fleshy races that stand themselves before you. And soon, you will break them with your inventiveness… again.
My APM is a one-digit number. I’ve never used a hotkey on a structure. I always have a ton of resources saved up because I like to be the richest. I’ve never won a match without cheesing. When someone says ‘Macro’ I say ‘Polo’; when someone says ‘Micro’ I say ‘Machines’. I haven’t been favored since my first game. I’ve only ever played Protoss, because I can’t figure out how to choose a different race. I am Bronze League. Good Luck, Have Pity.