Directed by the Light Side of the Force, the Jedi are the greatest defenders of serenity, the law, and the Galactic Republic. However, the Light side is not unique to Republic, even the makes of the Empire can arrange with the characteristics of the good nature power. Whether you perform as a Jedi or a Sith, you can matter in The Old Republic. Select serenity, choose the law, opt for the Light Side of the force.
Imperial Agents must become experts at the disciplines of infiltration, seduction, and killing to succeed at the Empire’s causes; they experience the weight of an afraid universe and the capriciousness of their own Sith overlords. Having pierced plenty of levels of intrigue, these agents know of conspiracies within conspiracies. Even near associates discover it difficult to figure what an Imperial Agent will do until it’s done.
The pen is more powerful than the blade, they say. In this situation, the pen is more powerful than the stake. For decades there was just one way to get rid of vampires, however with the latest developments in science, innovation, technology and literature a new strategy of eradication has been unveiled: character defamation through mass-produced teen fiction. This strategy does not remove the creature of the night, but his popularity is so ruined that he can never show his face to the public again.
Something is been annoying me, and I really need to know the answer: can a zombie really like you with all of his heart? It’s just that, the other day I shot a zombie through it’s heart with a .357 hollow-point and he still kept trying to hug me! Just kept shambling ahead with hands outstretched and a lovely look on what was left left of his face. He didn’t quit until I shot him through his head. So I have to wonder… does that mean zombies really love with their heads instead of their hearts?
Mankind is such a pitiful race. A chance mistake of evolution. Soft and weak. Too wear to live without your precious robot devices. Too selfish to rise above your petty desires. Cunning is your only defense. If only you learned to work together, you might be a race worth reckoning. But you won’t. Soon, the galaxy will be cleansed of your impurity. Very soon.
Tsssss, ahhh! Think of the magically benefits flowing through your blood vessels, providing you the energy you need to mow down a group of horrible zerglings. Staying alive ain’t simple in this universe, and when times get unpleasant, stimpaks are just what the physician requested. Deal with the power! Legalize it!
Johnny Cage is the pretty boy we all really like, or at least really like to dislike. If he’s not bursting hearts like you might anticipate from a ripped man of never-ending funny one-liners, he is sure to be cracking nuts! Whether you appreciate his classic attacks, or breaking his shades with your uppercut, present your gratitude for the man who has it all with the Cage honor, the Nut Breaker!
Nuts. Balls. Juevos. Family jewels. Bag. Satchel. Coinpurse. Sprout pouch. The rooster’s roost. Mr. Johnson’s body pillow. The Mantastic Orbs of Danglemar. Master Obi-Wang’s two padawans. It really doesn’t matter how you address them, because Johnny Cage is about to destroy them. Say goodbye to the ancestors you’ll never have.