Nuts. Balls. Juevos. Family jewels. Bag. Satchel. Coinpurse. Sprout pouch. The rooster’s roost. Mr. Johnson’s body pillow. The Mantastic Orbs of Danglemar. Master Obi-Wang’s two padawans. It really doesn’t matter how you address them, because Johnny Cage is about to destroy them. Say goodbye to the ancestors you’ll never have.