You develop a mustache monthly except Movember. You drive a big old van with the terms ‘Free Candy’ airbrushed on the edges. Your handshake is wet and sagging, and you only smile with your upper lip. How can you become even more of a creeper? Easy! Use attractive new Creeper Bracelet on both arms and yell it out for the whole community to hear: I’m a Creeper and I’m extremely pleased of it!